After taking a break over the holidays, Howard Stern returned to the airwaves on Monday announcing his newest contest, the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. The contest is open to any of the women who have had a proven relationship with Woods that’s been documented in the media.
The pageant will be run in two parts, with the contestants being judged in their bathing suits (preferably two piece) as well as a personality interview. I’m guessing the better their Woods story, the better they’ll be evaluated.
Why would these women enter this contest? Stern is hoping the cash prize of $100,000 will be enough to entice them. A few of them have already accepted much less to share their stories with the print media.
The cash prize is courtesy of online dating site Ashley Madison, who caters specifically to married couple looking for an affair. As their company slogan says, “Life’s short, have an affair.”
As he was announcing the sponsor of this competition, Stern suggested that if Woods had used
Ashley Madison, he might have been able to avoid much of the relationship mess that he has fallen into. By dating married women, Woods may have avoided having his infidelity leak into the public because married women have just as much to lose when having their affairs and tend to keep quiet.
Stern announced that the pageant will only proceed if he is able to get three confirmed mistresses to participate.
Call me crazy, but I could see this thing happening. If so, it’s would be a big event and I think it would end up being real cheap advertising for Ashley Madison.
3/10/10 Editor’s Note: Howard Stern did go through with his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. The Howard Stern Show was not able to grab all of Woods’ alleged mistresses but he was able to grab three of them and it made for some compelling radio.
Jamie Jungers took home the top prize in the contest, winning $75,000. She edged two of Tiger Woods’ other mistresses Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie who split the remaining $25,000.
Howard Stern is a genius. Cant wait to hear this show.
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